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December 7th, 2009
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Two days ago I lay in an ER hospital bed with tubes in my nose, a heart monitor attached and needles sucking blood from my arm.

Was it a heart attack? I certainly had all the symptoms: chest pains, extreme dizziness and nausea, couldn’t take a deep breath, heavy fatigue. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan Mid Life Madness

It Seems To Be Getting Worse…

October 30th, 2009
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…my knarly tango with menopause that is! Just when I have those menopausal symptoms licked and I’m feelin’ back to me again, I discover that I am aimlessly wandering the aisles of Safeway or some other potential place of public humiliation talking to myself and in addition, extremely irritated and angry with anyone that comes within 25 feet of me. Or pretty much anyone within my hormonally challenged eye line.

I think we need to learn to laugh when experiencing these uncomfortable menopause signs and symptoms and if you haven’t seen our music video  yet, get a giggle and watch the following video after the break:
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Jan Menopause, Mid Life Madness

To Budge or Not to Budge

August 18th, 2009
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One midlife malady that seems to be fairly shared among couples is stubbornness; being set in our ways; no more Mr./Ms. Nice Guy/Gal; I need, I want, I feel, I need some more, etc.

The kids are out of the house and now it’s “ME TIME”. So, if you have two people sharing their lives together exercising their self-indulgent newly found freedom, what happens when the wills clash?

To budge or not to budge? Sometimes it can go beyond the tug of rope named “Compromising” to the silent but deadly “Standoff”. The problem with the Standoff is it gets extremely tiring and it is impossible to win.
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Jan Mid Life Madness

I Can Hear The Music But the Lyrics Have Changed.

July 16th, 2009
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Memories, all alone in the moonlight

I don’t know what I’m doing here, or why I came

All is fuzzy as I wander from room to room

Talking to myself, once again.


Daylight, I awake from my stupor

Wishing I could remember, what day is today

Who am I? What is my name and what do I do?

Let my memory please be renewed.


Every day is a new adventure of confusion and befuddlement

I continue to mutter and my husband shutters

At our mid-life predicament.


Touch me, it’s so easy just read my lips

We’ll grow old together, hand in hand

As we tread these unknown waters of mid-life

I’ll remind you hey, I’m your wife

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Jan Menopause, Mid Life Madness

What would you do if you knew today was the last day of your life?

June 16th, 2009
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Ever been asked the question, “What would you do if you knew today was the last day of your life?”…was just listening to Tim McGraw’s “Live Like You Were Dying”…so I started to think about it and…

…my answer is eat fudge. Lots and lots of fudge. Not really. But have you ever given that question serious thought?

If I were granted wishes for my last day on earth I could say:

  • go skydiving or sing lead in a rock band
  • write a best seller or build a chain of orphanages in Africa so no child would go without care 
  • discover the cure for cancer
  • get that job I so desperately had wanted and deserved or spend as much money I want on anything I want
  • make all those kids in school that were so mean to me for all those years feel what I felt
  • go back and undo all the bad choices I made
  • love better, love deeper

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Jan Mid Life Madness

They Say Wisdom Comes With Age….

June 2nd, 2009
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The definition of wisdom: “Accumulated knowledge of life or in a  particular sphere of activity that has been gained through experience”.

Well let’s see, here are just a few mid-life tidbits of wisdom I have accumulated through my life’s experiences thus far:

  • When everyone looks younger than you it’s because they are.
  • It’s OK to trust your life into the hands of a doctor that looks like your youngest child. And it’s OK to ask if they brushed their teeth and washed behind their ears. They understand.
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Jan Menopause, Mid Life Madness

Another Mid-Life Malady

May 23rd, 2009
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My memory!! What happened to my memory? Mr. Sandman stole it in the night? I lost it watching the WWI wrestling or America’s Next Top Model?? What happened?

It’s not just losing my keys, forgetting why I entered a room or not being able to complete a sentence with a shred of coherency, but I am staring this very moment, at my “to do” list from yesterday and one of the items I hastily scrawled marked “urgent” is: “MAKE PRICE RED SOCK”. What am I supposed to do with that?? I have formed the letters in every possible combination and got nothing! It may come back to me and then again may not.

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Jan Mid Life Madness

I Just Can’t Make Up My Mind…

May 19th, 2009
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Or…I don’t know what to do, which way to go…

I met a very gifted life coach at one of our women’s shows and wanted to pass along her information to you. More than just sometimes we can find ourselves stuck and in need of a little guidance. What’s nice about Nancy is she can coach you right from your phone and help you find the answers you are in need of.

Her website is: www.whatsonyourdash.com and her e-mail is: nancy@whatsonyourdash.com.

Blessings,
Jan

Jan Mid Life Madness

Frantic Keyboard Punching Lonliness

May 4th, 2009
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With all the ways and means to connect, interact and socialize with people online, why is it sometimes, the more I tweet, Facebook, blog, e-mail, myspace, I feel a sense of growing aloneness?

I once heard that the social networking available to us today is causing a sort of dehumanization. I sometimes wonder. I can tweet with the best of them and while it is entertaining to find out what Matthew Perry is cooking for dinner, I often wonder what happened to the art of letter writing or phone calling. Online social networking is admittedly quicker, easier and more effective but I’m not sure it nourishes the human soul as much as tickles the curious mind.

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Jan Menopause, Mid Life Madness